Of all the tired websites upon which you could have happened, you happened upon mine. Is it destiny? Are The Fates conspiring for (or perhaps against) you? Damned if I know. I don't even have a clue who you are. However, by the time you're done perusing, you should have a pretty good idea as to who I am. I divulge everything. My sordid affair with an ex-KGB agent named Katerina; my heretofore secret double life as a transbestialite; every intimate detail of the lives of my friends and family (often caught on film by discreetly hidden cameras) -- it's all there for you.

And thus, you will know me in a way that I could never know you. In a way that I shouldn't know you. It's all about exhibitionism, baby. It's all about using expressions like "it's all about." For that matter, I should incorporate the word "ass" into more of my writing. Big-ass, fat-ass, stupid-ass -- the most mundane adjectives spring to life with a hyphen and a posterior. That's a big-ass lie.

So, feel free to wander aimlessly instead of doing something useful like cancer research or building a lasting worldwide peace.

Or -- if you want to do something really meaningful, check out this new site I've launched: MightyHot.com. Don't worry, despite whatever conclusions you've drawn from the name, it's G-Rated!

And in other news, I've finally joined the revolution, albeit 3 years too late. For the blogged rants of yours truly, just point and click here ---> David Wadler's Blog.

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