Gawker correspondent Noelle Hancock wrote a helluva piece on crashing the premiere party for the new show, Love Monkey. Anyone who openly discourses on flatulence is good in my book. And her use of the royal “we” in so doing is perfect. An excerpt:
About halfway into the screening…there’s no sugarcoating it: Someone farts and it’s bad, y’all. People actually start backing out of the room. Secondhand fart will do that. Meanwhile, firsthand fart is actually kind of appealing. Admit it, you’ve even gone so far as to trap first-hand fart under the covers to try and make it last longer. And don’t even act like you don’t know what we’re talking about.